Better get started on that privacy fence budget!

"What drew you this job posting?" MONEY

Core memory unlocked

Packed with sass and asking for a manager

Walk a mile in these non-slip shoes

Gen X is built different.

Having kids changes everything in your life. The gravity of raising a tiny human from birth alters a parent's brain chemistry, changes their priorities, and enriches their life in every way–but what if you're not ready for all of that until you're older?

Nostalgia can strike at any moment, but for a Gen X dude who hasn't seen kiddos playing outside in decades, the feels hit strongest when he sees a pile of bicycles on a neighborhood lawn.

"When I started sympathizing with the parents in teen movies"

We need memes in here, STAT!

Simpler times

$2 off margaritas–Here I come!

Yes, you read that right. No—it's not a typo that has been carelessly struck by an overworked and stressed-out writer who is frantically throwing these galleries together for your eyes to absorb. There are actually 150+ memes in this collection that are begging for your observance. Ok, so it's not like a collection of memes is actually going to restore a lack of purpose to your life—should your life be lacking one—but it's a darn sight better than not browsing a collection of memes at all. And,…

Have you ever snoozed your alarm for the 40th time and wondered if your job is really worth getting up today? If you're -once again- willing to sacrifice your career for a few extra moments of sleep, you might have a permanent case of the Mondays.

If you mess around on the internet, you're going to find out what happens! These people all got hilariously roasted after trying to dunk on someone. It gives you such a feeling of schadenfreude to see people try to say something incorrect, and then get dunked on for it. Although there aren't too many brands doing the dunking this time around, they're occasionally the most vicious of posters (because the writer gets to hide behind the brand name)! In this instance, Game Stop roasted one person w…

In scheduling out our Facebook page, I go through a lot of memes — it's just kind of the nature of the job. Throughout the course of this delicate and precise selection process, there are dozens of memes that don't make the cut; these are the ones that did. This selection, a heaping helping of 50+ memes, are those that we have posted to our section's Facebook page. Consider this a spiritual successor to last year's “Most Memes of the Week” series, which I made the executive decision to disconti…