medication

Taking meth cures the flu with just a few side effects! Like crippling addiction. And tooth loss. And probability of overdose. OK seriously just take Nyquil like a normal person.

Next in the line of "welcome to the future" products, we have the needleless drug injector developed by researchers at MIT. It uses pressure and force so localized that it's able to deliver medication at precise locations no wider than the proboscis of a mosquito. And you won't even get an itchy bump afterward (I hope).

"I'm just broadcasting the fact that even if I do suffer a case of erectile dysfunction from time to time, I have ample supplies with which to remedy such a situation. Please do not let the thought of erectile dysfunction diminish the likelihood of you sexing me."

There are tons more phoners over at Autocowrecks!