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Successful Sportsman Realizes He's Accidentally Been Doping the Whole Time

Well that's a tense moment when you realize your success might have been influenced by your heart medication. That said, it would be the perfect excuse if he had been knowingly illegally doping. Eh, we take his word for it. Weird problem to have. Sometimes, however, people do lie to their doctors for a multitude of reasons. Here are some stories from doctors who saw right through lying patients.

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12 Ridiculous Times Medical Professionals Saw Right Through Lying Patients

It's almost always a bad idea to lie to a doctor. Like, if you're in the hospital for a legit reason, it's always a better option to actually tell them what happened to you. And if you're in a doctors office for a totally illegitimate reason. idk what to say, man. Anyway with that out of the way, here's some juicy times people lied to doctors and faked illness for various reasons. If you want even more of a sad thrill, here are doctors telling stories of their most dangerously stupid patients.

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Taking meth cures the flu with just a few side effects! Like crippling addiction. And tooth loss. And probability of overdose. OK seriously just take Nyquil like a normal person.

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Next in the line of "welcome to the future" products, we have the needleless drug injector developed by researchers at MIT. It uses pressure and force so localized that it's able to deliver medication at precise locations no wider than the proboscis of a mosquito. And you won't even get an itchy bump afterward (I hope).

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"I'm just broadcasting the fact that even if I do suffer a case of erectile dysfunction from time to time, I have ample supplies with which to remedy such a situation. Please do not let the thought of erectile dysfunction diminish the likelihood of you sexing me."