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Is that Thor's hammer or are you just ecstatic to see Marvel memes again? Whatever the case, you'll get your fair share of Marvel puns jokes and remixes that will have you chuckling the day away. So grab your Vibranium shield and your Iron Man suit and get ready to dive in.

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Our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a fresh installment in their weekly video series, "Your Brain on Cracked." This time we take a look at some famous movies that were devoid of sense. Some movies are just too bizarre and lacking in the logic category to look past. 

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Bored Hero Compiles Chronological List of Marvel Scenes

For anyone who had a burning desire to watch every recent Marvel movie in complete chronological order, you now have that liberty. One wonders what amazing things could be done with this kind of patience and dedication, but apparently that's too much to ask for. We have this now. People have a lot of time, patience and energy for the MCU, like this tumblr thread about Captain America seeing through Nick Fury's genius, this thread that welcomes the Death Star or this list of Marvel movies ranked by if there are trains in them.

Marvel Movie scenes listed in chronological order | beautiful internet weirdo @tonygoldmark Well nerds fuckin' did Took global pandemic and damn quarantine, but did figured out precise chronological order all MCU movies (so far) BY SCENE out my Goddamn mind welcome.
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You can really get a sense for the vast amount of effort that went into creating this. Cool stuff, and shouldn't take up too much of your time. Two minutes. Wow. 

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Tumblr Thread: Captain America Sees Through Nick Fury's Genius

Wow, this is one of the best parts about the world of Tumblr. The dedication from fans to analyze the tiniest of details in various films. In this case, we're dealing with Captain America: The First Avenger. The thread looks at why Steve was staring so intently at the "nurse" who came in to check on him. The jokes suggest he was checking her out after taking a long snooze. While this thread says that Steve was observing the mistakes present in the nurse's getup. From there, it's suggested that Nick Fury did it intentionally. That sly genius, indeed. 

Tumblr thread points out the genius behind Nick Fury's intentional mistakes | sabacc Steve Rogers did fact, realize something off he saw outline woman's odd bra push-up bra, he would later learn but being an officer and gentleman, he said game gave future away. winterthirst #EXCUSE MA'AM BUT TITTIES ARE NOT CONES CALLING BULLSHIT (via)
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Tumblr's Best Marvel Story Welcomes The Death Star

Ah yes, Tumblr does it again. This time with a pleasant story that brings some of Marvel's superheroes together with the infamous "Death Star." Can't say we wouldn't love to see how this would look on the big screen. Talk about a fun way of putting Ant-Man's toys to good use. 

Tumblr's best Marvel story brings the Star Wars death star into the mix | steveharrington scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker's power: hey if u want man could get tiny and just like hang out don't know if ever been lego castle but 's pretty sweet peter parker: u have no idea much physical pain having turn this offer down is causing but, north-star-lesbian Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can't shrink: oh okay no biggee just make LEGO castle big
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Tumblr Theory: Tony Stark Is The Strongest Avenger

This Tumblr user is suggesting that Tony Stark might have a much higher pain tolerance than we ever realized. That, or the director's decided to paint the picture as they did, just to make it look cool. Not because it was indicative of Tony Stark having some kind of superhuman pain tolerance thing going on.

Tumblr user suggests that Tony Stark is the strongest of the Avengers | bilesandthesourwolf haven't seen anyone talking about this and im most likely genna get-seme hate this so here goes. did all see way Tony handled wearing all Infinity Stones and vastly different his reaction Thanos and Bruce
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Stranger Things Teaser Inspires Imaginative Marvel Crossover

Marvel's certainly seen stranger things evolve in its vast universe than some sort of unexpected "Red Guardian" origin story. Anyone who's enjoyed "Stranger Things" and is familiar with/enjoys Marvel will appreciate this crossover conspiracy theory from fans. Just imagine if Hopper was the Red Guardian. That'd be kind of dope. 

Stranger Things teaser inspires fans to imagine a crossover with Marvel | jim hopper with a shaved head and no beard standing in a snowy forest, red guardian bearded soviet marvel superhero also played by david harbour red guardian origin story
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Marvel Movies Ranked By If There Are Trains In Them

If you asked us whether we expected someone to go ahead and rank the Marvel movies by if there are any trains in them, we'd have said, no way. But here we are. Good old Tumblr never lets us down when it comes to surprising us with hyper-focused posts on various subject matters. We'll never look at Marvel movies the same. 

A Tumblr user ranks the various Marvel movies by if there are trains in them | tilt-shift-blur Marvel Movies ranked by if there are trains them Iron Man- 0/10. No trains Incredible Hulk- 1/10. No trains, but verbal reference subway
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Lowballer Says They Don't Know Who Stan Lee Is

Even if this is all a ruse to try to get a comic for 35 cents, this guy's efforts are laughable. Nice try, you stupid idiot. This isn't the worst outcome, sometimes lowballers get sent on a wild goose chase. The world has its fair share of entitled folks who need to leave and take their attitudes with them.

Lowballer tells seller they don't know who Stan Lee is | Hey is this guy selling signed comic? Yeah got only one selling at moment is up 800. But if do direct could maybe knock $100 off. Are based nearby? Wut expect pay $700 Just cos 's signed by some dude? Um yeah do s an X-Men comic 70s 's signed by Stan Lee and Chris Claremont. They aren't just some dude. And 's about pay US Dollars one
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Can you imagine if they'd chosen Tom Hiddleston to play Thor. The Marvel universe would've been a whole different ballgame. 

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Guy Regrets Quoting Thanos While Arguing With Girlfriend

This guy learned that it probably isn't best to break out a quote from Marvel's iconic Mad Titan villain, Thanos. Well, at least when you're in the middle of a heated argument with your girlfriend about her moving away. Questionable move there, bud. 

Guy lives to regret quoting Thanos to his girlfriend while they're arguing.
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Robert Downey Jr. was next level in this audition. He was simply born to be Iron Man. 

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Guy Goes Full Sociopathic Revenge On Stranger Who Spoiled Avengers For Him

This is brutally amazing. The sociopathic tendencies are STRONG with this revenge. Consider yourself duly warned of Avengers:Endgame spoilers before you dive into this epic revenge tale! 

revenge story from guy who spoiled avengers endgame for a friend
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What Happens When You Get The Call From Marvel In 8 Tweets

This Twitter user has a thought about what happens to actors when they get the big call from Marvel. Something about being cast as a superhero lines up with getting jacked AF. Who'd have thunk it. 

actors in marvel movies actors getting jacked
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Tumblr User Ranks Marvel Movies By If There Were Trains In Them

This is the best Marvel review to hit the internet yet. All this Avengers:Endgame hype needed a breath of sweet comedic relief. Thank God for Tumblr. 

ranking marvel movies by how many trains were in them
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Chris Evans Heroically Shuts Down Straight Pride Initiative On Twitter

Just in case you missed it Twitter's been abuzz with all the talk about a Straight Pride Initiative. Smash Mouth was quick to voice their disapproval of the "movement." And many Twitter users since then have vocalized the same sentiment. In this case we have real life superhero Chris "Captain America" Evans snapping on these dudes that are trying to pull together the Straight Pride Parade. 

chris evans lgbt supporter
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