From the submitter:
"Our landlord told us we couldn't install a screw-in paper towel rack next to the sink. Hence the power cord-cardboard dowel-wine glass rack-paper towel holder was born."
And by best, I mean worst. In case that wasn't clear...
Check out There I Fixed It for more shoddy engineering and questionable design decisions!
In other news, I'm going to go have a nice little chat with the landlord...
"I have also contacted MI-6, INTERPOL, and the Jedi Council. I have never been so afraid in my life."
Me: Dude, you really need to call the landlady in the morning. Mom: I am not a dude, I have lady lumps.
Just because you're the landlord doesn't mean you have any idea what you're doing.