Wonder if he's gonna get the follow-up kiss...
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What a wild bunch of thirsty, blue-balled degenerates these dudes are. But, I mean hey...hormone-impaired judgment can make for some sticky situations that end up falling well outside what's expected from 'upstanding' members of society. At least the self-proclaimed MILFs and occasional associates, stormed this AskReddit thread to shed some light on those cringe-inducing moments when one dude's fantasy clashed with the cold, harsh boundaries of reality.
Via Video Clip
This cringe-inducing cinematic experience falls in the category of one of those jaw-droppingly irrational, sobering freakouts you're just helpless to not be able to look away from. Crazy chick is on one dude, and apparently off some much needed medication.
Via The Mirror
Have you ever been alone late at night and dreamed of your lover’s sweet embrace, your lips longing for their's? Did you dream of a cold, lifeless machine that could replicate the feeling of your lips touching?
Dreams come true.
The Kissenger machine, developed by researchers from the Imagineering Lab at City Unviersity in London, allows you to plug your iPhone into a holster that looks like it has a sponge or something on it. You kiss the sponge and “high precision force sensors” measure the “dynamic forces at different parts of your lips during a kiss." Then the machine transmits those measurements via the Kissenger iOS app. Your partner recieves the kiss, and persumbly enjoy it. Yup, totally normal and not weird or sad.
Ok. Let’s see who the website says this is for:
Now you can kiss your favorite pop star, and they can indulge in your weird fantasy of kissing them. Fine. Let’s see what else is on this site. This picture:
via Kissenger
Great. Yeah, all this seems on the level.
The Kissenger is still just a prototype and requires a headphone jack to plug into their weird kissing sponge, which means iPhone 7 users are safe for now.
via The Gadget Show
H/T The Verge
