james bond
The name's Bond, James Bond. Get the best jokes and puns from your favorite spy, and maybe you'll find yourself your own 00.
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Neighbor legally parks slightly blocking homeowner's driveway, homeowner logs incidents for 2 years and the city finally steps in: 'I have 94 entries in that log!'
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Manager schedules daily check-ins during employee's lunch break, employee insists on cooking during the meeting anyway: 'I made a full grilled cheese on my little desk griddle'
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Job candidate leaves in the middle of group interview after company refuses to provide health insurance to new hires: ‘I don't care’
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Hardware store employee gets 30+ copies of a refrigerator manual delivered to a customer's house because she's too impatient to comprehend snail mail: ‘I started calling Maytag twice a day’
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24-year-old data analyst shuts down meddling aunt who keeps pushing “better” career ideas, tells her to try doing his job herself
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