We all have a “Dave” in our life. The thing is — Dave can sometimes be wound a little too tight…

That'll show 'em.

In this world, you get what you pay for.

This IT guy is retired but still contracts with his old employer, and he was called in to help one of their clients with their “ancient inventory system.” When the CEO of the client sauntered on in demanding a cup of joe from the IT guy, things were about to go very poorly. This lengthy tale was told by Redditor u/ShelLuser42 who shared their story to the r/Idontworkherelady subreddit, a growing subreddit where people share stories where they have been mistaken for an employee. Typically these…

It's time companies started coming to terms with this.

This poster claims to have set up a remote workstation for their tech job. And “in about a week” they were able to “write, debug, and perfect a simple script that performed [their] entire job.”

Don't mess with the IT guy's treats.

Had to get humbled at some point.

Get clammy hands just reading this.