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These criminals are criminally genius. But even their oversized brains weren't enough to get 'em out of getting caught (usually). Gotta send props to the raging fool who wolfed down his bank robbery note in a moment of panicked crisis. If this list got you going, check out our other one on cops biggest "oh shit" moments over here!

Australian far-right candidate, Mark Ellis, got brutally dragged on Twitter for a 30-year-old incident he seemed stubbornly adamant about not addressing. My dude, that is the worst thing to do on a platform like Twitter. The more you try to redirect the attention being given to something, the longer and harder users will stare at it. In this case, the "incident" and its unbelievable crudeness speaks for itself. 

Court reporters have criminally resilient poker faces. The wild stuff they hear in the courtroom is enough to break down the most hardened of stoic expressions, yet there they are, staring off, listlessly into their papers, noting it all for someone to read through, later on. The real question, is whether you'd hear outbreaks of laughter behind those closed doors. Cause, damn. Some of these are truly unbelievable. If you enjoyed this little segment, check out some of the strangest legal questions lawyers have been asked, over here!

This is by no means a guide for how to make extra scratch on the weekends. Like, most of these acts are pretty unadvisable. Gotta eat, pay rent and keep the lights on though, so what can ya do. Here are more of these.

Legal counselors shared the biggest fails they've witnessed in the courtroom from lawyers and defendants. These are absolute gems. Sometimes, especially in tense courtrooms where the pressure's high and people's nerves are fried, EVERYTHING comes undone. 

If this list left you wanting some more courtroom drama, check out some of the most obscure laws lawyers have ever used in cases right here!

These lawyers are criminally clever. Man, it is crazy what has been written into the book of law that can ultimately serve to get your reckless self off the hook. Knowledge is power, and this is all the proof you need. 

Article 13 has passed. And what might be the potential upsides? The world wants to know. And this comes after countless professionals have said that Article 13 is IMPOSSIBLE to do. 

You never go FULL Walmart mode. These outlandish scenarios further prove how wild and reckless and generally riotous the world of Walmart is. And of course, there's the ONE exception in this list, but it was far too good to leave out. I don't care where that happened. You're an old lady in a mobility scooter stealing apples, you are going on this list!

Rapper, 21 Savage, is in hot water right now, and it smells like English Breakfast tea. Specifically, he was arrested by ICE for allegedly overstaying his visa. Reports suggest that he's a U.K. citizen who overstayed his visa, and now faces deportation. With such a wave of unexpected news regarding a worldwide celebrity like that of, 21 Savage, the internet's naturally stepped up to meme the sh*t out of his deception. 

Defense lawyers have some steeled resolve. They wrestle with all kinds of crazed revelations from people looking to live their lives outside the cold metal bars that a law-abiding society would possibly, like to see them behind. In the case of these guilty clients, you're apt to learn a thing or two, about what you can expect from a defense lawyer, if you ever find yourself in need of one. 

This is just the kind of panic-inspiring little tale that pulls on all the wonderful, cold 'n sweaty anxiety levers. This guy lived down one hell of a nightmare. The jury's still out on whether this'll be the newest addition to the Quit Your BS club.