Presumably, every single writer in Hollywood was at some point in time a teenager. At the very least, they probably inject themselves with teenage blood in order to keep their organs strong and their skin moist. So how in the world do they know nothing about them? Thankfully, "Doctor" Jordan Breeding is oft accused of having a teenage sense of humor, so join him as he tears apart teenage movie tropes that have no grounding in reality.
Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the movies that people would wipe clean from reality. Many of us have struggled through those cinematic experiences that just didn't sit right. You know, the ones that you found yourself question how they were made in the first place? You might connect on a deeply painful level with these picks.
"You're damaging an entire industry!"
A bit of a harrowing flashback to that time when Cory Feldman was in the middle of an ABC interview, admitting to rampant pedophilia in Hollywood, when Barbara Walters' unleashed one very creepy and inappropriate response to what Feldman was saying.
Just when it seemed like Shia LaBeouf might've been pulling it together a bit, and not drunkenly stumbling across headlines and news feeds with absurd public outbreaks of insanity...he goes and pulls this shit.
Obviously, we need a little bit more context here, before we go jumping to big 'ol conclusions. What was in the rageblinded, hotheaded actor's bloodstream? What's that whole bit about the Grey Goose bottle, and the bartender being a racist? Can't wait for this ridiculous story to unfold.
Sensing a trend in Hollywood is likely sensing that there's sand at the beach: it's not that hard.
