fashion

So the reason you think you look like a pile of dog crap in the same shirt as Hugh Jackman is cause all celebrity clothes are tailored specifically to fit them. Bunch of bastards. I guess the answer is to either get your clothes tailored like actors and models or to stop trying to look like you belong in a magazine. Or just give up on the whole thing, fashion is stupid anyway.

While the 80s technically started 40 years ago, it's probably best to not think about that part. The 80s did some things with hair that many people are still just now recovering from. And while it was a time of loud pants filled with questionable butts, there are still things to miss. Here's some powerful nostalgia for the 80s and 90s kids.

You can't exactly blame people for trying new things, but you can if it's obviously a design fail. Every day people push the boundaries with wildly tacky shirts, deliberate stains, poor building planning, and misguided but persistent creativity. At least it seems like for most of these someone was trying something new. On the other side there are straight up stupid design fails that someone thought were fine.

 We don't pretend to understand forward thinking fashion and eyebrow trends. We're just here for the sick eyebrow pics. Apparently there's an entire universe of things you can do to eyebrows, and these fashion astronauts are exploring the cold emptiness of that universe. Oh, and here are some questionable hair decisions getting roasted.

Hairstyles are a convenient and striking form of self expression. Sometimes they say "Hey look I'm a real cool guy" and other times they say "I have made a mistake and I look like a 90's video game character." Some bold hairstyles are not gonna catch on, but at least these ones have the benefit of being entertaining.

We're not exactly in the shirt business, but some of these clothing decisions seem like they could have been prevented. For similar stuff, here are some classic translation fails that made their way onto shirts and other things. And here are some more design failures that need some help.

It's called fashion sweaty, look it up. We wouldn't call ourselves fashionistas. In fact the only "istas" we've ever been is baristas, but we know red hot fashion when we see it. And oh, boy these folks are cutting edge. From wearing double-sided shoes to wearing literally a whole grown woman in a sling like an upside down endangered baby, the most fashionable among us are here to say "I know exactly what I'm doing, trust me this will catch on." For some more questionable fashion choices, here are some times we had to ask ourselves "who wore it better?"

Who sells these? Like, we would be completely surprised if any of these worked at all. At the same time, we mostly feel bad for all the models who got roped into this venture. You can see the bewilderment and disappointment in their eyes. But hey, there are worse gigs out there. For more terrible products that are otherwise useless or misleading, here are 25 awful products designed by monsters

Beebinch does a whole bunch of incredibly specific pop culture and meme cosplays. If you grew up watching Nickelodeon then you'll see some old faces, as well as some new faces and one incredibly old face. Big-ups for anyone who cosplays as Handsome Squidward.

Thoroughly enjoyed the way this revenge tale played out. Wannabe fashion coworker gets called out and ultimately ruined for being unnecessarily rude to her "frumpy" co-worker. 

The Met Gala's here and the outfits are more mind-blowing than ever. We don't normally "cover" high fashion news out here at Fail Blog, but when we stumble across Jared Leto parading around the Met Gala carrying his own head...we've gotta say something! I mean, how does that feel to turn up at one of the world's most celebrated fashion events, with a decapitated version of your mannequin's head? 

We're no fan of cliché'd-ass shirts about who's with stupid or warning coworkers not to talk to you before you've had your coffee. These ones, be they cleverly designed or well timed, are pretty neat. If you wanna see some less than intended shirt humor, then here are some poorly translated wonders.

Say what you will about kids today, we haven't seen hair this big since the 1980s. How did this ever go out of style?

The truth is, no, you never needed this information. We're just glad that Shanna_Shi is weird enough to think of this, and has enough time to go through with pointing out all these similarities. Did these players steal their looks from Pokémon? No, who would ask that, it's ridiculous. If Major League Baseball and Pokémon have any one thing in common, it's probably that you've gotta catch 'em all.

A few of these bootlegs seem better than the originals. Not sure about Burggers but it's probably got to do with juicy buns filled with Grade-A Beef.