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Government-Shattering Fart Halts Kenyan Regional Assembly For 10 minutes

Now this is our kind of politics. Here's the full BBC News story, but the title pretty much says it all. A regional assembly in Kenya's Homa Bay had to take a 10 minute break due to a particularly awful trouser-cloud someone laid in the chamber. Apparently there was a conversation over blame and an ensuing scramble to find some kind of air freshener, but the debate-stopping fart dissipated enough after a while for business to continue. We've read about farts shutting down job sites, but a fart that halt local government is a new high.

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Fart Humor Cause We're All Childish Devils Inside

No matter how old we get fart humor will always be there to entertain our inner childish selves. There's just something helplessly hilarious about ripping some bad smells, and the grossed out reactions that ensue. 

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Guy Assumes Office Is Empty, Unleashes Farts, Ends Up Meeting New Female Co-Worker At Peak Stench

This lactose and fructose intolerant employee made the grave error of assuming that his office was all cleared out. From that assumption, he thought it'd be chill to rip a few farts, and ended up vastly underestimating the stench of said farts. It gets even worse when his boss ends up coming through when the farts have hit peak stench, and he's being introduced to his new female co-worker in the middle of all this. Yikes all around! 

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Guy Unleashes Pandora's Box of On Command Power Farting

The moral of this story has gotta be: It's important to listen to previous generations, because they might have valuable information to pass down. The cycle almost ruined his own life, so who knows what will happen in the hands of the next generation. For another delightful fart story, check out this farting deaf student who was shocked by a bombshell revelation.

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Unfortunate Dude Gets Pinned Under Barbell And Then It Gets Worse

In the pursuit of physical fitness, it's best to know your limits. If you don't lift safely, you could seriously injure yourself or do what this guy did. The embarrassment haunts him to this day. He shouldn't feel that bad, cause this is not the weirdest thing that has happened in a gym.

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WHO LET IT RIP? Step forth and claim credit for your work, my dude. That Sixers bench is in some kind of stinky agony. Just look at those disgusted faces. Or maybe this is some savage crop dusting. 

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Genius 4-Year-Old's Epic Fart Cannon Idea Goes Viral On Twitter

Twitter User, @RobynBresnahan, shared a moment between her and her son, where she told him that school was cancelled, and he assured her that it was no problem, cause he was ready to talk about FART CANNONS. Yes! My dude, this 4-year-old inventor is destined for greatness, and it all started with hopping on a radio show to chat about the world's unknowing, sore lack of FART CANNONS. You can check the audio out for that over here

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25 Dirty and Stupid Design Fails to Warm Your Dumb and Filthy Heart

This season, give the gift of stupid. You wouldn't believe how many businesses don't check their copy for ass-related hiccups. And for that we are grateful.

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25+ Dark and Dirty Design Failures to Get Your Filthiness On

Say what you will, but we will never not find it hilarious when a sign for anything ART related gets sullied by a well-placed F. Here's some top quality accidental filth.

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Farting Deaf Student Shocked by Bombshell Revelation

This teacher is doing the lord's work. It seems strange to have to have this type of thing explained to you, but it makes perfect sense considering the circumstances.

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OP: "Dad Never Fails to Rip Ass During Family Photos"