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This seal just kinda scoots up, looks you right in the eye, and lets one out. It's as if it's saying "what are you gonna do about it." To answer that question, what we're gonna do about it is laugh to ourselves like the giddy 5th graders that we all truly are.

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There's not much more to say, it is what it is. We don't envy whoever had to use that intercom after he did, but damn that was resonant.

Hold on is this a political statement?

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Woman Battles Pushy In-Law With Resounding Flatulence

It sounds like this brother-in-law took personal issue and made a few too many comments on what he deemed "unladylike" nature of his sister-in-law, so it came time to fight dirty. The internet decided that his hearty overstepping and salty comments deserved some beef. For another fart story, here's a guy whose fart almost caused an airport evacuation.

Brother in law keeps criticizing woman so she farts at him | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/whatabouttea 2 days ago 3 10 2 '2 8 12 3 3 95 AITA ruining my brother law's day with purposeful fart? Not hole BIL and husband co own house passed them by their father live one half while BIL lives other only thing share is living room and kitchen rest is completely separate. Lately BIL has been making odd comments about my ladylikeness am down home back woods dirt under my fingernails still play mud puddles
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Guy's Fart Almost Causes Airport Evacuation

Some farts just go too far apparently. Take this dude for instance who was just trying to pass some gas, and said gas ended up being so dang rancid that his fellow employees thought there was a literal gas leak. 

Guy's fart almost causes the entire airport to evacuate | r/tifu Join u/mayallrob_ 1d 1 1 2 TIFU by almost causing an evacuation UK's largest airport. M This happened few years ago used work kitchen one Heathrow's private airline lounges, where rich and famous were everyday customers did basic food prep and helped chefs wherever possible. On this particular day came into work feeling fine except some minor stomach pains. One chefs
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Seth Rogen discovered the depths of his Alexa device's capacity for generating a variety of farts. You haven't really lived yet until you've heard Alexa unleash a "difficult fart." 

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Dudes do the Math on If a Fart Could Propel Someone in Zero G

Finally, the answer to the question that's been burning you up inside for years. Given that this is all about getting around space using the force of pushing gases out of valves, this is technically rocket science. For another fun physics lesson, here's Tumblr uncovering the legend of the fastest manhole cover ever. For more fart stuff, here's deaf kids learning about farts.

Guys chat about the math and physics using farts as propulsion in space | If floating zero g with no momentum essentially stuck space space station and, let's say there are handholds nearby 1 meter away and way 90kg hard would have fart propel body nearest handhold weigh Completely dependent on fast want get there As fast as possible suppose need determine capabilities human anus withstand explosive forces. don't know if fart would have propelling force similar on Earth as zero g
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This is what people want to see, right? Just a guy pushing more than plates? The ripped has become the ripper. Either way that sound leaves very little to the imagination. Looks like he'll need new pants sooner than he thinks.

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Dude Tells Story Of Getting Out Of Traffic Ticket With Fart Spray

We can't advocate speeding or lying to the police, or even deploying fart spray in your own car, but that's just what this guy is claiming to have done. Seems like it's not quite worth the price of making your car smell like the furious ghosts of a thousand asses. For more stories about people who skirted rules, here are loopholes that clever folks exploited.

Guy gets out of speeding ticket with fart spray | tweet by JJ FiretheGm Soooo got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got speeding but course gonna ask him why he stopped decided try my luck got fart spray as gag gift on xmas and decided try out
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Guy Dodges Speeding Ticket With Fart Spray

This guy just introduced a new and pure genius way to potentially get out of having to deal with a speeding ticket. Who could've known that fart spray would be so clutch 

Guy dodges a speeding ticket by using fart spray | tweet by FiretheGm Soooo got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got speeding but course gonna ask him why he stopped decided try my luck got fart spray as gag gift on xmas and decided try out
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Government-Shattering Fart Halts Kenyan Regional Assembly For 10 minutes

Now this is our kind of politics. Here's the full BBC News story, but the title pretty much says it all. A regional assembly in Kenya's Homa Bay had to take a 10 minute break due to a particularly awful trouser-cloud someone laid in the chamber. Apparently there was a conversation over blame and an ensuing scramble to find some kind of air freshener, but the debate-stopping fart dissipated enough after a while for business to continue. We've read about farts shutting down job sites, but a fart that halt local government is a new high.

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Fart Humor Cause We're All Childish Devils Inside

No matter how old we get fart humor will always be there to entertain our inner childish selves. There's just something helplessly hilarious about ripping some bad smells, and the grossed out reactions that ensue. 

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Guy Assumes Office Is Empty, Unleashes Farts, Ends Up Meeting New Female Co-Worker At Peak Stench

This lactose and fructose intolerant employee made the grave error of assuming that his office was all cleared out. From that assumption, he thought it'd be chill to rip a few farts, and ended up vastly underestimating the stench of said farts. It gets even worse when his boss ends up coming through when the farts have hit peak stench, and he's being introduced to his new female co-worker in the middle of all this. Yikes all around! 

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Guy Unleashes Pandora's Box of On Command Power Farting

The moral of this story has gotta be: It's important to listen to previous generations, because they might have valuable information to pass down. The cycle almost ruined his own life, so who knows what will happen in the hands of the next generation. For another delightful fart story, check out this farting deaf student who was shocked by a bombshell revelation.

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Unfortunate Dude Gets Pinned Under Barbell And Then It Gets Worse

In the pursuit of physical fitness, it's best to know your limits. If you don't lift safely, you could seriously injure yourself or do what this guy did. The embarrassment haunts him to this day. He shouldn't feel that bad, cause this is not the weirdest thing that has happened in a gym.

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WHO LET IT RIP? Step forth and claim credit for your work, my dude. That Sixers bench is in some kind of stinky agony. Just look at those disgusted faces. Or maybe this is some savage crop dusting. 

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Genius 4-Year-Old's Epic Fart Cannon Idea Goes Viral On Twitter

Twitter User, @RobynBresnahan, shared a moment between her and her son, where she told him that school was cancelled, and he assured her that it was no problem, cause he was ready to talk about FART CANNONS. Yes! My dude, this 4-year-old inventor is destined for greatness, and it all started with hopping on a radio show to chat about the world's unknowing, sore lack of FART CANNONS. You can check the audio out for that over here

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