dora the explorer

This guy's Tumblr thread about discovering a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car in a junkyard takes an even more unexpected twist when he learns that there are bullet holes in the window. Definitely a solid case of a post getting real dark real fast. 

This is quite a find for a Tennessee junkyard. A spectacle like this might as well have a big blinking arrow pointed at it! Really makes you wanna explore.

After word began to travel around that Michael Bay (the man behind those explosively unforgettable blockbusters like Transformers) would be directing a live-action movie on Dora the Explorer got around, the internet naturally pounced on the opportunity to troll Bay to utter oblivion. If this isn't rock bottom for Michael Bay, I don't know what the f**k is, man. Time for the dude to phone a friend and reassess where he's at, maybe...or not.