crazy

It's a simple fact of life: geese are some EVIL savages you should NOT mess with. 

Time for a RESTRAINING ORDER. It's amazing there are really people out there who are so far detached from reality, they don't realize how terrifying and insane they truly are. This guy is the furthest thing from a "friend". 

Uber and Lyft give way to such fits of crazy rage! Stay safe out there, people. 

Legit the BEST thing EVER in the whole, wide world. Prepare to be utterly, helplessly blown away. 

This should be a movie (absolutely starring Nicolas Cage).