We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people acting like absolute clueless lunatics on Quora. While some of these are surely satire, it doesn't mean that the community of Quora never fails to leave us utterly puzzled over the kinds of WTF questions they ask. Some questions are better off never asked in the first place.
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Any day where nothing particularly unusual happens should be regarded as a pretty good day when you realize all the misfortune that can put a cramp in people's style. Like, maybe your bus was late, but at least it didn't get sucked into a giant sinkhole. The universe can get creative when it uses unfortunate moments to throw folks for a loop.
A combination of intriguing coincidences and also a whole lot of horrible crap happening on the same day or even at the same moment. For fans of chance, here are some incredibly unlikely moments that went against all odds. For fans of terrible crap happening, here are times misfortune threw folks for a loop.
This is bordering on some criminal BS. Hopefully there are more updates because this is some absolutely insane behavior, to inconvenience and then basically steal from your friends and family. We've seen some amazing bridezilla wedding stories and have witnessed a wealth of entitled morons, but this is on another level.
There's a story behind every scar. Usually it's cause you did something dumb as a kid, sometimes it's not even your fault, and sometimes it's because you had to clip the nails of a testy chihuahua. Some people injure themselves in dumb and embarrassing ways. Once some people have scars, they get them turned into really cool tattoos.
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This guy should really consider a more balanced diet. In all seriousness though, a pretty impressive feat to pull off cooking on such rough seas.
Turtle Bridezilla is the new queen of painfully obnoxious bridezilla cases. Sounds like this bridezilla insisted on having turtles with lit candles attached to their shells, at the wedding reception. Are you kidding me? The very definition of a terrible idea. And we got some people in the comments section sharing their own experiences with other delusional bridezillas.
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It kinda reminds us of English class when you would get to read as far into the lines as possible and just free-wheel a meaning for anything. We'd like to see what she thinks of redbull. Bull? Like a beast with horns? Red, like the color of Satan? It gives you wings? Like a fallen angel? Redbull is also the devil, y'all.
Everyone's high school experience was a little different. Some kids were incredibly dumb. Sometimes a cool teacher did someone a solid. Other times, like these ones, things went off the rails. It always seemed like all the craziest stuff happened at the school that you didn't go to.
Sure, it might be inappropriate to put your kid in shirt that says something like "where the hoes at" or whatever, but another mom getting so offended over an innocuous shirt that says "players gonna play" seems excessive. Some people just can't be pleased. Especially people like this entitled mom.
This guy narrowly dodged a big bullet of crazy. After having what sounds like a one night stand with this woman, she proceeded to try and lie to him about being pregnant, to get money out of him. He managed to keep his composure, and proceeded to fact check her deceptive BS by analyzing the metadata on the text. From there, the truth came out, and she foolishly tried to apologize her way out of it. He wisely told her he'd be blocking her immediately.
When you get down to it, a hotel is a box filled with people. People who have wants, needs, and get themselves locked out naked more than you'd expect. People who work in hotels walk in on weird things all the time, so naturally sometimes weird things would walk in on them.
