beard

It seems like the industrious and creative among us are getting bored enough right now to turn a morning shaving routine into a sweet sweet music.

Nobody could've been ready for the King of Beards to make his appearance. Mere mortals were possessed with nervous excitement, and the crowd was caught up in an uproar, at the sight of a man drinking tea through his beard. 

He ain't never been called Wendy before. But surely people compliment his beard.

Edwin Wheeler kept getting texts from a wrong number, so he answered them politely with proof that he was not some lady named Wendy.

Then, he took screenshots and put the pictures on Imgur like a true gentleman.

"Maybe I should just accept my life as the bearded Wendy," he said.

We know the truth though. She kept 'accidentally' texting him just so she could keep getting pics of that sweet, sweet beard.

We would have done the same.

This guy is still at large in Detroit, so if you happen to see that suspicious bearded not-lady, call the authorities!

Parallel dimension bearded Serj does not think that this color looks good on him, clearly.