He ain't never been called Wendy before. But surely people compliment his beard.
Edwin Wheeler kept getting texts from a wrong number, so he answered them politely with proof that he was not some lady named Wendy.
Then, he took screenshots and put the pictures on Imgur like a true gentleman.
"Maybe I should just accept my life as the bearded Wendy," he said.
We know the truth though. She kept 'accidentally' texting him just so she could keep getting pics of that sweet, sweet beard.
We would have done the same.
This guy is still at large in Detroit, so if you happen to see that suspicious bearded not-lady, call the authorities!
Parallel dimension bearded Serj does not think that this color looks good on him, clearly.
During Christmas time one of the many sites to be seen in malls across our nation can be Holiday abominations such as this. Someone who clearly looted a Michael's by force and absconded with their entire selection of ornaments and several hot glue guns.
