Nobody could've been ready for the King of Beards to make his appearance. Mere mortals were possessed with nervous excitement, and the crowd was caught up in an uproar, at the sight of a man drinking tea through his beard.
We're not completely sure what's going, but what's clear here is that @drewtoothpaste is into Ohio and threatening ass kickings. It's dumb, but kinda funny.
Did you know that if you take a picture of your beard from under your chin it might look a little like a shrunken head without a face? Yeah... neither did we. Until now. People keep taking these creepy photos of their beards and... it's really not okay.
He ain't never been called Wendy before. But surely people compliment his beard.
Edwin Wheeler kept getting texts from a wrong number, so he answered them politely with proof that he was not some lady named Wendy.
Then, he took screenshots and put the pictures on Imgur like a true gentleman.
"Maybe I should just accept my life as the bearded Wendy," he said.
We know the truth though. She kept 'accidentally' texting him just so she could keep getting pics of that sweet, sweet beard.
We would have done the same.
This guy is still at large in Detroit, so if you happen to see that suspicious bearded not-lady, call the authorities!
Parallel dimension bearded Serj does not think that this color looks good on him, clearly.
During Christmas time one of the many sites to be seen in malls across our nation can be Holiday abominations such as this. Someone who clearly looted a Michael's by force and absconded with their entire selection of ornaments and several hot glue guns.
