army

Yeah, we googled em. Pretty legit. We're as surprised as you. It kind of makes sense, if you consider how long people have been around, and all the things we've done, that someone would've thought to enlist a bear in the military or that multiple people would have died in a literal whiskey flood. History is crazy.

These drill sergeants almost gave in to laughter. The following stories of recruits being all kinds of unintentionally funny, when under moments of high-pressure and great stress, are too good. Some serious funny can escape through the cracks of that hard time serving in the military. 

When someone says something profoundly stupid, there's no sense in trying to argue with them. It's better to just let it happen and hope that life takes care of it.

This is just beautiful stupid. 

You might find that you yourself believed some of these dumb things for a while, or even to this day. But hopefully not the bear one. The bear one is just plain dumb.

Both painful and AMAZING to read. 

Consider yourself informed, some people don't think earthquakes exist.

He all but asked for it! 

What do you guys make of this? 

"Point is, f**k off." The pure comedy gold that we wait for and love unconditionally. 

Wishing a Happy Memorial Day to everyone out there, and a thank you to everyone who has served in the military!