There are people out there mixing Oreos and orange juice. Why not just eat a tube of toothpaste while you're at it. There is no excuse. No excuse! These people need to go to prison.
Turkey
Probably the most wholesome cookbook you've ever seen. The kids who wrote it are a mystery, but that doesn't mean we can't recreate the recipes to honor these young culinary masterminds. Some recipes seem harder than others. How much flour is 18 minutes of flour?
With the Great Turkey Pardon of 2017 nearly upon us, the internet's been busy cooking up some particularly spicy roasts for Donald Trump's turkey names: Drumstick and Wishbone.
In this case, "wreaking havoc" means that they are randomly running around Harvard Square and refusing to be orderly. You definitely don't see this everyday.
Via belfasttelegraph
All Athena Bryson wanted for Christmas was a new pet, but not just any animal would do. She decided she wanted to save a turkey from becoming Christmas dinner. 
Now Valerie the turkey spends all her time as a house pet in this Northern Ireland home. She seems very well behaved, maybe she's knows just how lucky she is. Athena's mom managed to find a farmer who was willing to spare a turkey for a pet just one day before she was scheduled for slaughter. 
Now Valerie will live comfortably with the Bryson family for the rest of her life.
Via Cut Video
It's almost Thanksgiving, bruh. And you know what that means...
Turkey, dressing, cranberry sauce—and lighting up a joint with your weird cousin you only see once a year so you can avoid the rest of the family.
The folks over at Cut Video have got you covered with enough weed recipes to make any Thanksgiving a VERY chill event.
These recipes will make your Thanksgiving meal taste just like grandma's, if your grandma just happens to smoke a lot of ganja.
Happy Danksgiving!
Via WILX
Can we talk about this instead of a dumb red coffee cup?
George's Senate Coney Island in Northville, MI, has made a promise. For anyone that has no where to go on Thanksgiving, they can come to the restaurant for a free meal.
The store owner, an immigrant from Greece, says he has been doing this for years, inviting the homeless or others with no where to go to participate in the tradition.
"It makes my heart feel good to do it, and help a little bit," he told WILX.
That's the spirit! Now, here's a funny GIF of some turkeys.
