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Side slit, back slit, FRONT slit even, but the elusive "double slit" has yet to truly catch on.

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Even though it might look cute... ...never ever ever store kittens in your back pocket. Use a waxed canvas bag instead. It's harder to claw out waxed canvas, and you won't suffer the grievance of having your dinner escape.

I mean, in the grand scheme of things how does "nearly-pantsless" compare to "drugged out and licking the windows"? You could do worse.

First words, now holes? Soon we'll just do away with buttcovers completely.