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That laundry list is super long, make sure not to forget anything. Airing out the dirty laundry is as important as airing our your list of memes and puns, You wouldn't want to go stale now. So rack up a brand new list and make sure to keep it nice and fresh.
Not that you'd really want them back at this point anyway.
Judging by the last load of laundry we saw, I'd say she's lost weight. Congrats!