duct tape

Keep it sticky... I mean classy.

Quickly put some duct tape over his mouth...that grin just makes me feel dirty.

I hate to ogle, but DAYUM that is a well tailored suit. I'd say it's worth double fisting.

Classsssy. Let's make this a thing. From now on, I only want to see modern takes on works of art, like this gentleman here:

He should have covered his head as well.

For every couple dressed like this, there's a million who color-code and call it a day.

Even then they usually end up arguing on prom night over the precise shade of color meant by "puce."