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TWINSIES!

All he'll do is tell them over and over again about his unfortunate saddle accident.

I mean, come on Jake. You're already one of the most handsome celebs alive, and NOW you have to remind us that you were cooler way before us too? Give us a break!

While reading the book, "How to be Even MORE Badass," it's good to carry along your tote bag that reads, I (heart) Puking Outside.

Look Joe, the least you could do for this novelty photo session is show up with the right shirt. Jeez, man.

You should really be wearing a helmet though.

Cowboys who listen to new wave and go to 80s dance parties? Yes please.

I reckon we have some terrible fashion decisions up 'round these parts!

The last brave pioneer of the shaggy West.