cowboy

TWINSIES!

All he'll do is tell them over and over again about his unfortunate saddle accident.

I reckon we have some terrible fashion decisions up 'round these parts!

I mean, come on Jake. You're already one of the most handsome celebs alive, and NOW you have to remind us that you were cooler way before us too? Give us a break!

Look Joe, the least you could do for this novelty photo session is show up with the right shirt. Jeez, man.

Cowboys who listen to new wave and go to 80s dance parties? Yes please.

While reading the book, "How to be Even MORE Badass," it's good to carry along your tote bag that reads, I (heart) Puking Outside.

You should really be wearing a helmet though.

The last brave pioneer of the shaggy West.