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Look Joe, the least you could do for this novelty photo session is show up with the right shirt. Jeez, man.

While reading the book, "How to be Even MORE Badass," it's good to carry along your tote bag that reads, I (heart) Puking Outside.

I reckon we have some terrible fashion decisions up 'round these parts!

TWINSIES!

All he'll do is tell them over and over again about his unfortunate saddle accident.

Cowboys who listen to new wave and go to 80s dance parties? Yes please.

The last brave pioneer of the shaggy West.

You should really be wearing a helmet though.

I mean, come on Jake. You're already one of the most handsome celebs alive, and NOW you have to remind us that you were cooler way before us too? Give us a break!