color vomit

I mean, the balance is all off and I think it replaced some of these pants with a trippy oil spill or something.

I know, I know, I have a hard time telling the difference myself.

Never has been, never will. Case closed.

I mean, nothing to do with her looks, I just can't adjust the gamma settings anymore after this influx of day-glo coloring.

No Urban Outfitters, I will not pay $200 to look like a moccasin vomited on my shoe.

One way. No return. Also, Party Town is actually Acid Trip Town.

Are things about to get funky? Please warn me in advance should things become funky.

Ah, reading the newest issue of the "Dressed in the Dark Daily," I see.