color

Also known in some circles as "hair dye with a different box."

The first rule of fashion: Restraint. The second rule: Not This.

This is a segment called I don't know the name of this color! Those shoes aren't orange really, or peach, or really any color I can name (this offends my sensibilities even further.) So please help me, dear readers and tell me what color those hideous shoes are.

Wearing all of one color is obnoxious enough, but you had to pick teal? That color is an abomination. I'm only exaggerating a little bit.

He's probably packing heat in those pants. And by heat, I mean weed.