color

Wearing all of one color is obnoxious enough, but you had to pick teal? That color is an abomination. I'm only exaggerating a little bit.

This is a segment called I don't know the name of this color! Those shoes aren't orange really, or peach, or really any color I can name (this offends my sensibilities even further.) So please help me, dear readers and tell me what color those hideous shoes are.

The first rule of fashion: Restraint. The second rule: Not This.

Also known in some circles as "hair dye with a different box."

He's probably packing heat in those pants. And by heat, I mean weed.