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And we're DEFINITELY not doing a Matrix/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Depp's not interested. Now go home and put on a tux or something.

YOU BITCH!

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'I'm a human pet': The Goth teenager whose fiance walks her around on a dog leash.

At first I only saw her oddly shapely butt. Which may only be shapely because of the wondrous design of her clothes. Then I noticed she was holding someone's hand, but it took me to a minute to realize that her boyfriend's shirt was so hideous I was blocking him out of the entire picture.

In the meantime, warm up to some of these goth memes till the weather gets a bit sunnier. 

You should really be wearing a helmet though.

Or is it both?

On Saturdays they all hang out behind J. Crew and do lines of granola off the back of New Yorker magazines.