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And we're DEFINITELY not doing a Matrix/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Depp's not interested. Now go home and put on a tux or something.

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Or is it both?

At first I only saw her oddly shapely butt. Which may only be shapely because of the wondrous design of her clothes. Then I noticed she was holding someone's hand, but it took me to a minute to realize that her boyfriend's shirt was so hideous I was blocking him out of the entire picture.

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You should really be wearing a helmet though.

'I'm a human pet': The Goth teenager whose fiance walks her around on a dog leash.

YOU BITCH!

Male or Female? You decide!

On Saturdays they all hang out behind J. Crew and do lines of granola off the back of New Yorker magazines.

In the meantime, warm up to some of these goth memes till the weather gets a bit sunnier.