puns
Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.
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Dad protects his peace by DIYing noise-canceling bumpers on the kitchen cabinets when his family refuses to respect his rule to stop slamming the doors: ‘I hate loud noises’
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Sister stops filling shared car with gas after older brother repeatedly leaves it nearly empty and ignores requests to help contribute: ‘[My mom decided that we share the car]’
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Potential homebuyers demand neighbor stop parking in her own driveway before buying house next door, she says no, they send a contract: ‘[You] have to agree to park in the street from now on’
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California landlord wants to convert her tenants’ garage into an in-law suite for herself, offering no rent reduction, charging them for moving costs, and refusing to put any of the terms in writing
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Entitled neighbor demands homeowner pay 100% of shared driveway maintenance even though he constantly uses it for his business, deliveries, and visitors: 'I have decided reality works this way now'
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