kids these days

When I get macked, I like to smoke a durrl while wearing my ice. My grommet friends then won't stop spading with skags but then we all take some tickets to keep from getting uber moo.

This 13-year-old girl claimed to be 19 on Facebook and posted pictures of herself wearing only a bra. Her mom posted this video on that Facebook page as punishment. 

The way of the husband is simple: Agree with everything and everyone.

But how do you Instagram with it?

Pay phones aren’t extinct quite yet, but this boy has apparently never seen one.

His mom recorded his reaction to the strange contraption, which appears to completely baffle him.

He studies it carefully and asks: “Is this an old fashioned phone?”

Meanwhile the mom must be unfamiliar with mobile technology, considering she recorded the whole thing as a vertical video.

So, what exactly are kids up to these days? If this future Nobel Laureate's video is any indication, it's attempting to smoke candy using mom's fireplace lighter (she's looking for that, man, put it back!).

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