advice

Mom: Don't leave your windows cracked. Someone might put a snake in your car.

(Dad hits rumble strips while driving.) Me: What are those for? dad: That's how blind people drive. It's called braille driving.

(After watching an ad against drunk driving) Dad: Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly! Mom: Yeah, that's a good lesson to teach your sixteen year old daughter. Dad: It's true! Don't make me throw my coffee mug at you.