(Dad hits rumble strips while driving.) Me: What are those for? dad: That's how blind people drive. It's called braille driving.
I'm not sure why just the middle one is circled: All three are pretty ridiculous and adorable.
...before their siblings do.
(After watching an ad against drunk driving) Dad: Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly! Mom: Yeah, that's a good lesson to teach your sixteen year old daughter. Dad: It's true! Don't make me throw my coffee mug at you.
"But you have to believe me! I'm from the future!"
