Dude had a hard time sticking to his own story.
Just bring plenty of napkins.
Sometimes you don't want to be totally direct.
Oh, they really milked that whole outing for all that it was worth.
Dude should write a book or something.
Seriously, way too close for comfort.
Brilliant, really.
It's one way to get publicity.
Homie got all the pets he could've wanted.
Karen probably just wanted a rose.
The dude engineered his own demise.
He didn't waste any time moving those at all.
Well, it works.
Some dads are sillier than others.
Obsidian isn't playing games.
What are they anyway?
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