The thing about working in the service industry is that customers seem to think they simply know better than you. It doesn't matter if the sky is getting dark or everyone else leaves the patio like rats scuttling from a sinking ship. There's a type of person who just can't be bothered by someone who they think is “below them.” And just such a thing happened here, to the satisfaction of this employee. For another run-in with Karen, here's the useless ex-manager who tried to get an ex employee to…

If it fits. I sits.

Is there a worse place to crash a plane? Like seriously, this guy was having a rough enough day as is. When a plane crash is just gonna be the start of your day in a rube-Goldbergian series of near-death experiences, it's time to seriously start questioning if the universe is just seeing what it can get away with.

The legend of the silver screen, Steven Seagal, is an unforgettable monument on the mountaintop of the wasteland of cinema. He's excellent at pretending to do martial arts, and even worse at cocking a gun . Back when he used to run in movies, he had an interesting, noodly kind of thing he did with his arms that really drove home the fact that he was acting super hard about getting to wherever he was going fast.

Some of us need a review.

"It's Over 9000!"

Who would think that separating kids in school by reading level could result in some of those kids becoming huge jerks to their own peers? Kids are all basically sociopaths anyway, so giving a talented one a tangible reason to be an ass isn't exactly gonna help their social development in the long run. The internet weighed in on this sibling giving their sister the straight facts about her attitude toward other people. For another one like this, here's the condescending genius brother who final…

Just pay your workers a fair wage Brian.

You want a raise? How about a pizza party instead. Nothing is more frustrating than when you work your butt off, you go above and beyond for your job , and your reward is nowhere near worth all of the effort you put in. TikTok creator @domer0421 posted a video asking what ridiculous thing everyone got instead of a raise and it instantly started trending and going viral with responses. Yes, lots of people have unfortunately gotten pizza parties at their workplace instead of better pay, but also…

We could have spent our childhoods outside or doing things, but when “talking to girls” is competing with “converting an entire army of Persian war elephants to blue” those ladies stood as much of a chance as a men-at-arms has against a Cobra with a machine gun. Here's to all the time we spent trying to get out of the dark ages as quickly as possible. And here are some more video game memes.

If anyone needed a reason to lie silently in bed with their eyes open, consider “the heat death of the universe” or “Victorian Brits ate all the mummies” as decent insomnia fodder. The universe we live in is plagued with injustice, cruelty and gross realities, but hey, some of them are kind of cool to know. So here's some stuff to alienate your family at dinner. Here are some more freaky facts to feel weird about.

It all went downhill from there.

Don't show these to OSHA!

Imagine being mad about the metric system.

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