The waitress just needed to take a cold shower.

Times change, but album jackets stay the same. There was an era when what America wanted was dudes in suits singing about God, as well as family bands featuring women with the largest hair that you ever did see. For quit a few of these people it feels like the whole religious aspect was more of a stepping stone to get their ventriloquism careers off the ground, but how can we judge? it's not like you see us putting in the time to learn how to drink a glass of water while making a doll tell peop…

These are the things that we justify being addicted to as a society.

The answer is yes. This feels like one of those interaction that feels like it should have a record scratch moment. One of those brief slices in time where everything stops, you look down at the children who you've made cry for no reason other than your own convenience, and you should wonder to yourself, “how did I get here?” That's something a normal person would think. But not this entitled parent

It's something we've known since the cultural tipping point that was the naming of “Boaty McBoatface.” While democracy can have its issues when it comes to efficiency in governance, it is absolutely the best method humanity has ever devised for naming infrastructure-maintaining heavy equipment. The results came in and these are the names of the snowplows used by the Ohio Turnpike and Infrastructure Commission.

To be clear: The DIY project was not what caused the house fire.

The An-225 is the largest cargo plane in the world, built by the Russian company Antonov Airlines. This one in particular landed at Rzeszów airport on a relatively foggy day, clearing a path through like a goddamn sky Roomba. Needless to say, there is something very Russian about building an aircraft so large it leaves a big fat trail of blue sky behind it.

Maybe none of us should feel so bad for scuffing some paint off of our parent's cars in high school. So pat yourself on the back everyone, for not overturning your dad's car at two miles an hour. And if you have done this, maybe feel a little bad about yourself.

This Lyft customer forgot their phone in the car. It happens,. You'd think that it would be a pretty easy issue to resolve, but that's where things got complicated. In a situation where it could have cost nothing to do the right thing, this guy decided to lie his way into a phone hostage situation. And this person wasn't going to let it happen. For some more scammers not getting what they want, here's the scammer who pretended to be a CEO and then got trolled like mad.

Are you serious.

The only way to deal with time-wasters.

What's better than driving around in a beat up 1996 Honda Civic? Why, driving around in a beat up 1996 Honda Civic that's made to look like a big giant fish, of course. And if you refer to it exclusively as a “Honda Ceviche” then you are well on your way to complete self-fulfillment. There is nothing that people won't try to put on four wheels and laboriously evade the cops with. Here are some more weird and peculiar vehicles.

If you're cold they're cold.

"The first I heard of her was when she outright fired a girl working the front desk because of a Playboy tag on a jacket."

Why do people feel the need to fake a personality?

These people are the worst.