Top Dad Jokes of the Week (November 29, 2025)

Ben Weiss

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Two ER doctors catch coworker forging patients' documents, report the fraud to their supervisor, but the next day, they are both fired for "causing a huge internal investigation", despite following protocol: 'The signature on the file did not match'

Emma Saven

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Parents demand adult son pick them up from the airport early when their flight lands before scheduled, tell him off for being "late": 'I didn't think it was a big deal, but apparently they were stewing'

Brad Dickson

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Mid-50s dad scolded for removing snow from neighbors' property, neighbors get $350 fine after he stops helping them: '[The neighbors] were gone for 4 days during the worst storm of the season'

Remy Millisky

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Company founder withholds paychecks from employees under the guise of a ‘patience-building initiative’ in a viral post circulating on social media

Lana DeGaetano

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‘I quit that job about 3 months later’: Mechanic is left alone after coworkers walk out on an overbooked post‑Thanksgiving Saturday, grinds through the chaos, gets praised with a fast-food gift card by management

Etai Eshet

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Neighbor confronts the entitled old man who keeps moving his trash cans without permission: 'This person knows EXACTLY what they're doing!'

Ben Weiss

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Store manager demands employee organize products by specific planogram, leading employee to take all their popular items off the shelves: ‘Stop being a helicopter manager’

Bar Mor Hazut

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Couple receives ex-tenant’s misdelivered birthday card and cheque, calling his parents from the info on it to inform them that their son hasn't changed mail address in 4 years, suddenly mailing stops: 'I imagine that the guy got chewed out by his parents'

Emma Saven

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Edinburgh homeowner fed up with neighbor, Duncan, who keeps parking 30–40 cm over their shared driveway line, so he parks his spare car exactly on the line, forcing neighbor into daily 15-point turns: 'Except Duncan apparently can't see lines'

Emma Saven

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Heavy machinery operator reports factory friend and coworker to management after he jump scares her while she operates heavy machinery, treating his “prank” like the serious safety issue it is: ‘He disregarded rule #1, clearly didn't care about my safety’

Etai Eshet

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Apartment dwellers share the funniest things they’ve accidentally seen through a neighbor’s window: 'My upstairs neighbor was giving a PowerPoint presentation to her cats'

Isabella Penn

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‘Wicked: For Good’ Is a Movie Musical with an Identity Crisis and It’s Definitely Not Defying Gravity Likes Its Predecessor

Ben Weiss

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Movie theater boss demands employees shovel 6 inches of snow, clever usher works for 12 hours and earns overtime pay: 'You can't leave until you shovel ALL of the snow'

Remy Millisky

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Entitled bridesmaid invites her sister to her friend's wedding unprompted then backs out, bride disinvites the sister: 'Now Stacy doesn’t talk to me anymore'

Ben Weiss

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Mechanic orders 18,000 Euros in parts after the shop foreman approves, then his boss threatens to cut his wages and blames him for following the process: ‘The only reason I did not quit on the spot is that I'm in the process of buying a house’

Etai Eshet

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