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The crazy stuff that court reporters overhear | Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are book called Disorder Courts and are things people actually said court, word word, taken down and published by court reporters had torment staying calm while exchanges were taking place | ATTORNEY first thing husband said morning? WITNESS: He said Where am Cathy ATTORNEY: And why did upset WITNESS: My name is Susan! ATTORNEY gear were at moment impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: Are

The Crazy Stuff Court Reporters Overhear

Karen needs a rental car, and proceeds to assume that a gift shop employee works at the agency | Karen needs rental car own gift shop hotel. This hotel has car rental agency 2 doors down. This agency closes at 6pm time is now 7:10. Karen walks my door, not through shes standing corridor and proceeds ask, nicely enough, if knew where car rental angecy is told her 2 doors down but guys left already and they close at 6.

Karen Needs Rental Car, Assumes Gift Shop Owner Works At Car Rental Agency

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Short Twitter thread destigmatizes people that have a hard time waking up early | tweet by Syed Moin Hassan, M.D syedmoinhassan don't know who needs hear this BUT ARE NOT LAZY IF ARE WAKING UP AT NOON have spent hours with patients with delayed circadian sleep phase trying destigmatize sleeping late and waking up late.

Short Twitter Thread Destigmatizes Sleeping In

Rare unlikely moments and coincidences that go against the odds | car stuck in electricity power lines high above the ground | woman in movie theater wearing a shirt with the same pattern being projected on the screen

Unlikely Moments that Defied the Odds

Front desk employee receives a hilarious and weird spam call | r/TalesFromTheFrontDesk JOIN u/CaptainAmero 4d Just received funniest, and weirdest, spam call. Medium So work mid-sized economy hotel decently sized tourist town Central Ontario, Canada full-time auditor, so l'm used weird stuff only comes out at night. Anyway s 3AM just finished running my audit, and get phone call an American number, which immediately sends an alarm off my head, only because thinking 's one our owners calling one

Hotel Auditor Receives Funniest And Weirdest Spam Call

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Chaos, mistakes and moments of things going wrong | snowy hills and marks in the snow that suggest a person skiing crashed and then walked the rest of the way by foot | car completely smashed by tree trunks

Misfortune and Chaos that Derailed People's Days

Video of making a rooster calm by drawing a line in front of its face.

How to Hypnotize a Rooster

Parents share some of the funniest things that they've heard kids say | tweet by Gabby @gnsmith7 Replying jimmyfallon Olive Garden Waitress Shredding Cheese Tell want stop Kid whispering himself Never KidQuotes

Funniest Things Parents Have Heard Kids Say

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Guy asks the hotel to provide him a framed picture of Harambe | are looking forward arrival at InterContinental Washington D.C Wharf tomorrow! Kindly let us know if need anything prior arrival. 3:49 PM If 's possible could please have framed photograph Harambe placed by my bedside?

Guy Asks Hotel For Framed Picture Of Harambe, They Deliver

AskReddit replies to the irrational fears that people have | reddit posted by RotMGAbe 1d some toys my room would "poison" any drink left unattended turn into toy. Obviously nonsense, but still don't leave drinks there unattended.

Irrational Fears Full Of Weird That People Have

Twitter users share their funniest failed movie pitches | tweet by Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Replying shannonandswift R rated animated Care Bears movie Care Bears people wouldn't even take meeting.

Dumpster Fire Of Failed Movie Pitches

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french guy excited to eat raw honey from honeycomb

French Dude Has Max Enjoyment Eating Honeycomb

Random inedible objects that look like food | white and red rock that looks like a raw steak | large square sponge made of pink white and grey layers that make it look like a neapolitan cake

Things That Look like Good Food but Aren't

child realizes his dad is driving a train

Engineer's Son Realizes Dad Is Driving Passing Train

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The full scene from the anime of the title sequence in Malcolm in the Middle.

The Scene from that Anime in Malcolm In The Middle

Lee Mack makes John Cleese laugh with funny joke

Lee Mack's Joke Leaves John Cleese In Tears