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A collection of silly and random tweets | tom @pilau Amazon package will be delivered on WNednesday IS

Funny Random Tweets Full Of Silliness

A brief Tumblr thread addresses the zombie apocalypse plot holes | kars-did-nothing-wrong why don't people zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits armor think any zombie is gonna get their rotting jaws through this? | gonna rip and tear my way through zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none undead hoards will be able get through my plate mail kars-did-nothing-wrong everyone else is like "oh gotta stay inside most secure places possible and never leave" and l'll be storming

Tumblr Users Address Zombie Apocalypse Plot Holes

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People that followed instructions literally, and ended up failing as a result | lan Reynolds @pumps1000 Replying AzureDoo and @WineMan147 kid my mother popped out while cooking. She boiling some potatoes. She said "Watch potatoes" as she left watched them. They burnt.

People That Followed Instructions Literally, And Failed

Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen Murder Mystery | ML Brennan @BrennanML think l'd really like right now is cozy British village murder mystery show where Patrick Stewart and lan McKellen are elderly widower neighbors who bicker lot about their gardens, and also solve crimes. And there's super hot grandson who has drive them around | So lan will be all need prune this hedge back think looks fine, but keeps putting shoots up over on my side And Patrick gasps and is all COURSE explains knife got into

Twitter Thread: Patrick Stewart And Ian McKellen In A Murder Mystery

An entitled woman begs for Cash App handouts on social media | February 25 at 1:51 PM Please don't message if aren't willing pay my time and take dinner, send money, take shopping, get my nails done, and so XOXOXO on! Thank and 30 others 8 Comments Li ke Comment

Entitled Woman Begs For Cash App Handouts

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Funny terrier on dog course.

Jack Russell Doofing A Course Is A Nice Break from Reality

An entitled girl with allergies gets reality checked after telling person how to live in their home | AITA telling my roommates friend if their allergy is so severe can't make sandwich another room they should just leave? Not hole So, my roommate invited over one their friends today. He didn't mention anything or my other roommate about and so walked out my room and saw this random girl just kind like uhm, who are Because my roommate not room.

Entitled Girl With Allergies Gets Reality Checked

Lazy guy thinks that he's an ant overlord, and ends up learning they live in his keyboard | TIFU by thinking an ant overlord. So very lazy comes cleaning my room and about 2 weeks ago notice bunch ants have started make home somewhere walls. They were very small ants, and apart being bitten once while (not painful didn't mind them at all fact every time dropped crumbs and other food stuff couldn't be bothered clean up noticed given bit time, my ants would clean up SWEET!

Lazy Dude Thinks He's Ant Overlord, Ants Humble Him

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A choosing beggar wants to hijack a ride that a couple had set up to the wedding, months in advance | Hi guys, just about (Bride's) wedding middle trying arrange my travel wedding have spoken Lift Giver) and she has said might be too squashed with everyone car want avoid making(Lift Giver) feel awkward by letting anyone down so wondered One would feel, since both drive, about driving one cars down so everyone is able go can't afford whole family attend hence why am just going x

Choosing Beggar Wants To Hijack Couple's Ride To Wedding

Guy discovers that not everyone has an internal dialogue | Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Fun fact: some people have an internal narrative and some don't As some people's thoughts are like sentences they "hear and some people just have abstract non-verbal thoughts, and have consciously verbalize them And most people aren't aware other type person

Man Discovers Everybody Doesn't Have Internal Dialogue

People share the most interesting things that they've seen previous tenants leave behind | Lockshala 15h As kid, my parents moved into former Minnesota Vikings lineman's house and he left PS1 with bunch games. Great dude, imo

Most Interesting Things Previous Occupants Have Left Behind

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self entitled woman gets kicked off a plane and threatens to harm people's jobs

Flashback Fail: Self-Important Woman Kicked Off Flight

Guy falls asleep on the train, tries to evade fare, conductor can't be tricked | Ignacio Lopez @comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed).

Guy Falls Asleep On Train, Tries To Evade Fare, Conductor Isn't Fooled

Funny misspelled words on signs | fried catfist | CHOCOLATE NOW $0.87 1.20 Almojoy 45g Crunchie 44g Spunow 49g SKOR 39g SICKERS 52g SpundW Dove 40g DARK CHOCOLATE butter NICKERS 52G COFF NHE Eat.More 52g WUNDER BAR 58g 58g

Spelling So Bad It's Creative

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DoorDash employee cheated out of extra compensation | JENIFER D would like check still wait order? Yeah, if pay is increased 6 Not going cut .

DoorDash Employee Promised Extra Compensation, Never Gets It

AskReddit replies to unrealistic things that people see in movies that annoys them | tdj8 6h noticed lot movies they will let someone into their house but don't shut front door lol

Unrealistic Moments In Movies That Annoy People