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People on Twitter describe their funniest minute of fame stories | Jessie Cannizzaro @JessCannizzaro Replying JessCannizzaro and @chrissyteigen Also my brother and were on an R.L. Stine book 5 wasn't supposed be, but girl who hired didn't show up shoot? Anyway had R.L. Stine sign us at Comic Con once and he said "This is awesome and don't remember Ah, fame is fickle! TEAR STREET SAGAS RESTINE AUTOGRAPHING Fod OGRAPHING ABLE 11 fndcop COMCON PoucON TABLE 12 doo pe Fedpop FOMICCON Innocent or evil

Twitter Thread: People's Funniest Minutes Of Fame

Choosing beggar expects babysitter to work for very low rates | need sitter tonight. Saw add and interested. Ok this is kind short notice but should be able tonight age are kids? And hours tonight? Any details would be appreciated!

Mom Expects Babysitter To Work For $8 An Hour

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Restaurant owner returns lost wallet |  11:40 ll5GE( TIVIESsayt Thu, Apr 9, 4:42 PM Hello James hope this message finds well. My name is Kevin and owner Goat Hill Tavern Costa Mesa and found something lost YEARS ago. There is still money wallet, although 's stuck inside, as well as old ID's and SSN card. Let know if this is actually and if like send current address. u CALIFORNIA r IFORNIA DiIVERLICENsE 4342 JAKE AMERICA UNID n PASSPORT CAR iMessage Pay ENTYDOLARS DAU CALIFORNIA

Restaurant Owner Finds and Returns Dude's Wallet after 7 Years

A collection of times that large trucks were absolute failures | BEKINS truck stuck under a concrete bridge after attempting to drive under it

Times Large Trucks Were Absolute Failures

A choosing beggar writes a one star review on Yelp, and then the store owner responds | asked representative 9 discount on screen and this reply got offer is joke, and good part our reputation is responding kind silliness kind want us sell this part less than our wholesale cost is ridiculous would say on par with ridiculousness question Unprofessional and unwarranted harassment

Beggar Writes One Star Review On Yelp, Store Owner Responds

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Objects that look like food but are not food | clear box of pink and yellow ear plugs that look like gummy candies | PENNZOIL WHEEL BEARING RED GREASE jam ice cream sorbet

Inedible but Delicious Looking Objects

Tumblr thread imagines what angels look like | S -mighty-birdy Anonymous asked do angels actually look like per bible? revelation19 answered: Well, according Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this

Tumblr Thread: Angels Are Benevolent Lovecraftian Monsters

Guy accidentally leaves his girlfriend stranded at a gas station | r/tifu JOIN u/dyslexiyeah 258d TIFU by falling asleep back my boyfriend's car Last summer on road trip New Mexico Mexico have Honda Element converted living so crawl back nap while he's driving. He stops at gas station desert Arizona and while he's pumping get out use bathroom. Come back out, don't see him, and walk around parking lot have look jokingly think myself maybe he drove off not knowing got out use restroom, but brush o

Man Accidentally Leaves Girlfriend Stranded At Gas Station

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Coworker asks for a cake, and proceeds to flake out when it's actually made | Mon, May 21, 5:39 PM Sooo much cake 6" double layer. With dead pool logo 25 just simple vanilla. Chocolate plz Ok. Same price Okie dokie next wkend plz So June 2? Yea plz

Coworker Asks For Cake, Flakes When It's Made

Funny low budget DIY engineering and solutions | slice of cheese with the words BUY POST IT NOTES carved into it | sink faucet installed in place of a shower head

Bad but Awesome Low Budget Solutions

Positive psychologist explains brain and body's reaction to long term stress | Alexis Rockley @alexisrockley Let be clear thread Those "all over place" feelings been having? They are symptoms stress, NOT personal failures yours.

Twitter Thread: The Brain's Reaction To Long Term Stress

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Guy On Dating Show Keeps Digging Himself Deeper Hole

A toxic dad wants a free painting, gets rejected, and then won't pay the babysitter | my wife's best friend should do free spending close 5,000 gifts. Having kids is not cheap and is very stressing. So help out even consider paying few days watched kids us can even buy canvas money Wait talked and she said she'd pay babysitting lost. Am supposed gift an art pieces give and can pass as gift?

Toxic Dad Wants Free Painting, Gets Rejected, Won't Pay Babysitter

Your brain on Cracked 4 bizarre movie tropes and their super weird implications John Wick

Bizarre Movie Tropes And Their Super Weird Implications

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Stupid ways people started fires | remlik 4.5k points 18 hours ago Teenager charcoal grilling attached garage during winter done he decided best place dispose hot coals into cardboard box front corner garage closest house. Yeah went about as well as can imagine.

Stupid Ways People Started Fires

Parent shares hilarious Twitter thread about the ridiculous things their kid says before bedtime | Kate Bowler @KatecBowler Night 3 Boy: Okay mom. Goodnight. Mom, why do have so much hair? Okay, night. Why is hair made cylinders? MOM want learn cord-on cordial? ACCORDION GOES LIKE THIS [frantically mimes accordion playing] MOM COME BACK ACCORDIONS ARE MADE BEES

Twitter Thread: Pressing Questions From A Six-Year-Old At Bedtime