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So much awesomeness under one video.

Proof that people in metal bands are really just sex performers who don't take off their clothes (most of the time).

How was it? PLEASE TO NOT BE GRAPHIC OR OUR ADVERTISERS WILL HATE US. kthx.

He could have chosen Peter Gabriel 13 different times, but Peter Gabriel, as the most well-read of the dating handbook know, is strictly for getting back together after a break-up.

This is the part where everyone takes out their lighters and sways along to "American Pie."

Beloved science fiction writer Ray Bradbury passed away today. Here's a song by someone who beloved Ray Bradbury a little too much. It's also extremely creepy if you don't know that this was made before he died (necrophilia: we don't endorse it here!).

Video also contains extremely strong language. If you're reading this, Grandma, please don't click the sideways triangle at the bottom left corner of the picture. It turns the picture into a movie about naughty things and you'll be so upset you might miss evening mass again.

A dubstep mashup of the best "O-Faces" in Hollywood. No nudity, but be sure you're in an environment that's safe for sexy grunting.

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They HAD to have known what they were doing there.