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In an age where we fetishize outdated technology, it's hard to tell if this guy is way behind the times, or far ahead of it. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone carried a phonograph around with them instead of an iPod by the year 2030.

From now on, I'm going to apply the term "doff" to whenever I remove my headphones to talk to someone.

Example: "So I was walking down the street the other day when I ran into Hank so I doffed my headphones and went 'Dude! Have you heard the new Death Grips single yet? It's raw as hell' and then I kept walking because it wasn't actually Hank and I felt embarrassed."

Something something Bose, something something Skull Candy.

...on an overpriced iPhone.

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It's a shame he can't grow them around his ears.

On second thought, maybe it's for the best. If he could, he'd probably have some terrible glandular issue.

The recent polls are sending him a message all right... a message for MORE PHAT BEATZ.

Apple's default headphones ARE a pair of rusty tin cans when compared with music appreciated through glorious high-definition, but yes, I guess there are other things you should worry about more. #konyewest #schoolbullying #peytonmanning

... any questions?

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