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Protip: For the sake of a healthy relationship, you're best served not faking sex in a car to mess with your boyfriend. I'm all for spicing it up in the bedroom, but dude, this is twisted and wrong.

Anyone able to maintain a calm and steely facade in the face of outright unfaithful (albeit staged..) f**kery should either reconsider who they're dating, or seek professional help at the nearest destination.

Remember, students: Spell-check will not always save you.