First World Problems

And by "we" I mean "me." Staring at the faint glow from my monitor with your face as my desktop wallpaper as I fall asleep, so that one of these nights you will make it into my dreams.

Sorry, but nobody cares.

Once the moment has passed feel free to be jealous or envious that you don't run a giant Instagram Futbol/Soccer fan account and have this first-world problem. Or not.