italian

But you can still utilize one of Italy's approximately 1.6 million hand gestures to communicate what you want to say.

"I'm just sick of all these idiots swimming in me! It really agitates me!"

Rules follow these you shall!

"But-a Mario! Andres Iniesta is-a so clutch! And Xavi ees a weezard around-a midfield! What can-a we do?"

"One-a word, Luigi. Balotelli!"