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Here to take a dump? Toilet jokes, memes ,and everything in between will provide you with hours of mirth while you snicker behind your hand. So whether your humor is already as dirty as the flush handle, or you're looking to expand outwards, this hilarious toilet humor will have you chuckling in no time.

Not a Text You Really Want to Get...

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Woman Stabs Husband Over "Terrible Dump"

you make bad poop, you're gonna get stabbed
Via Metro.UK
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How to Deal With Unwanted Attention

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What Happened In There?

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Created by Unknown

The Toilet Transition

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Via mindmyweb2

A Good Question for Your Potential Date

asking if the a selfie is ok to take on the toilet
Via I Wouldn't Trade the Moon

Give Your Husband Some Credit

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Via esotericnumeric

Would You Like Me To Send It To You?

Via bitsandpieces

Can't Argue With That

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Via iwastesomuchtime

We Eat, Sleep, and Sh*t Together

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