It's time to get naked! All the airy, free-spirited puns and jokes to put you in touch with your body au naturale.
Look closely and you'll see the pained eyes of a young lad who just had his dignity demolished, ego eradicated, and manhood quite literally assailed. The fact that this interaction takes place on live TV, no less, is beyond comprehension. Are the Aussies hurting that bad for new show ideas? I mean for real. What the f*ck are they smoking down unda, and can I have some?
Clearly my seeing you naked through your window is all your fault.
The new dating show 'Naked Attraction' had its pilot episode last night and people are still trying to figure out what the hell they just watched.
Contestants go prehistoric and are stripped of all clothing. Leaving viewers with some disturbing sights they may never unsee.
RULES: One contestant gets shown six naked people (starting with the genitals), and eliminates people one at a time. The show ends with the final contestants naked, hugging, and set up for a future fully clothed date.
