breasts

N.B. None of this actually happened. But still, breasts, amirite?

No, I don't need to see any evidence. Looks like an open/shut case to me.

If they ever made a sequel to "What Women Want" and called it "What Men Want," it would be about five minutes long and very predictable.

...and judging by "Brittney B-ball's" profile pic, she's known exactly what men want for some time now.