breasts

Right. I guess I'm supposed to make a joke here... sorry where am I?

N.B. None of this actually happened. But still, breasts, amirite?

Wow, she's super hot, plays Black Ops/Battlefield, and is available? NO WAY!

AND she's studying to be a vet, so she comes prepackaged with loads of puppies and crap.

I like the casual ones the best. They hang out more often.