Awkward

Here's to hoping some of these convos that are showing all signs of the crazy vibe, were smoothly halted, and that our wearisome Tinder travelers are back to swiping right, actively sidestepping any sort of repeat performance. 

Unbelievable. How cold and heartless can a chick get? Hope the FOUR side dudes went and got tested...

"It wasn't my fart, I swear." One man took to Craigslist in hopes to discover some truth to why his Tinder date bailed, and blocked him for no apparent reason. He explains in his story that he smelt it but wasn't the one who dealt it. Promising that it wasn't his lingering farts that refused to drift off... and he was right, it wasn't him. His date responds with a hilarious and unexpected tell-all, titled "shart and come clean."

This one's a shudder-worthy rollercoaster from start to finish---from (unrequested) tattoo body shot pic...to the "second time" he had to get friend zoned by an old friend that he seemed hellbent on not being friends with. At least he's gonna be a "billionaire" someday, featured on Forbes, right?

Thoughts and prayers go out to our sexually frustrated gents of the hour!