Awkward

He just doesn't get it.

"I'm into girls but we can hangout sometime"

This sad soul is so thirsty for a date (possibly first date ever) that despite all the red flags this girl throws at him, he continues to grab at invisible straws

As far as the worst possible scenario to unfold for a dude who has a strange, pressing desire to get into a conversation about his dick; this is pretty damn brutal, man. A solid, proper trolling that he invited upon himself. 

Oh Dave, you should've known better bro. 

This text exchange has a happy ending for everyone except this mortified girl who was somehow included in her mother's sexting escapade.

"Hi mom"