oral sex

inb4 someone points out that you can't interrupt someone in the middle of a text message. Shhh, don't speak.

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Someone had too much sugar for breakfast.

The best valentines day poem I could *come* up with

Worst Valentine's Day ever.

What I'm saying is that you have a small penis.

She must have an awfully close relationship with her dentist to be giving him/her personal phone numbers...

He better get that checked.