homosexual

I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.

Shhhh, bro. Don't fight it.

So this is either a man implying that he's straight or a woman implying that she's not. Either way, OFFENSE TAKEN (but secretly thx lol).

Don't forget the comma between "spelling" and "smart arse!" Or the incomplete ellipses after "arse!" Or the period between "spelling" and "what's!" And to capitalize "what's!" Or to end your sentences with a period or a question mark!

Like coming out of the closet, except it's rudely forcing someone out.

Mmmm dem skinny jeans and dat eyeliner.