homosexual

So this is either a man implying that he's straight or a woman implying that she's not. Either way, OFFENSE TAKEN (but secretly thx lol).

Like coming out of the closet, except it's rudely forcing someone out.

See, now THIS is a joke where it actually makes sense to talk about ingesting sacred phalluses.

What no we're not expressing political opinions on this blogsite we're completely apolitical WHY DO YOU ASK

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Duty calls!

I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.

Don't forget the comma between "spelling" and "smart arse!" Or the incomplete ellipses after "arse!" Or the period between "spelling" and "what's!" And to capitalize "what's!" Or to end your sentences with a period or a question mark!

Mmmm dem skinny jeans and dat eyeliner.

Gay dating: Can it be the next cat facts?