homosexual

I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.

Mmmm dem skinny jeans and dat eyeliner.

Shhhh, bro. Don't fight it.

See, now THIS is a joke where it actually makes sense to talk about ingesting sacred phalluses.

Like coming out of the closet, except it's rudely forcing someone out.

Don't forget the comma between "spelling" and "smart arse!" Or the incomplete ellipses after "arse!" Or the period between "spelling" and "what's!" And to capitalize "what's!" Or to end your sentences with a period or a question mark!

Gay dating: Can it be the next cat facts?

So this is either a man implying that he's straight or a woman implying that she's not. Either way, OFFENSE TAKEN (but secretly thx lol).