homosexual

Like coming out of the closet, except it's rudely forcing someone out.

Shhhh, bro. Don't fight it.

Mmmm dem skinny jeans and dat eyeliner.

Gay dating: Can it be the next cat facts?

Duty calls!

What no we're not expressing political opinions on this blogsite we're completely apolitical WHY DO YOU ASK

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I wish I knew how to quit you, bro.

Don't forget the comma between "spelling" and "smart arse!" Or the incomplete ellipses after "arse!" Or the period between "spelling" and "what's!" And to capitalize "what's!" Or to end your sentences with a period or a question mark!

See, now THIS is a joke where it actually makes sense to talk about ingesting sacred phalluses.