breasts

So this is either a man implying that he's straight or a woman implying that she's not. Either way, OFFENSE TAKEN (but secretly thx lol).

Password: "cakef<3s4ever"

The name is fairly self-explanatory. Essentially it's Instagram, only instead of millions of sepia-toned photos of things you have no interest in, it's everything you could ever want.

Here's a handy guide to the male brain:

My other half does have great breasticles, so it's an apt nickname!

Yeah. Don't do that.