breasts

Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?

Password: "cakef<3s4ever"

Here's a handy guide to the male brain:

Yeah. Don't do that.

My other half does have great breasticles, so it's an apt nickname!

So this is either a man implying that he's straight or a woman implying that she's not. Either way, OFFENSE TAKEN (but secretly thx lol).