breasts

My other half does have great breasticles, so it's an apt nickname!

So this is either a man implying that he's straight or a woman implying that she's not. Either way, OFFENSE TAKEN (but secretly thx lol).

The name is fairly self-explanatory. Essentially it's Instagram, only instead of millions of sepia-toned photos of things you have no interest in, it's everything you could ever want.

Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?

Yeah. Don't do that.