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Upside? I can see time. Cool!

Just wait until everything stops sparkling and the rainbows fade a bit, then I'll definitely have it.

When you open your eyes, you'll find out that you in fact didn't teleport, and instead walked seventeen miles home through that really shady part of town with your eyes closed the whole time.

"Aww man, I'm about to get hammered! The bad kind of hammered!"

Take a tab, take a trip.

"Nope, go Phish."

Don't sit there and tell me that Rafiki wasn't hitting the acid HARD.