lsd

Just wait until everything stops sparkling and the rainbows fade a bit, then I'll definitely have it.

Upside? I can see time. Cool!

June 12 of this year marked the 42nd anniversary of a Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Dock Ellis pitching a no-hitter... while tripping out of his mind on LSD. Other pitchers may have come and gone with more impressive careers than Dock's, but I guarantee you none of them have ever tried pitching a no-no while stuck in the 14th dimension.

"Nope, go Phish."

You're about to have a hell of a time explaining yourself to your in-laws later on. You can tell them either A) I'm tripping on LSD because of toilet paper, or B) STAY AWAY FROM THE RAINBOW DRAGON IT'S GOING TO EAT YOUR KOALA. The choice is yours.

I lost both my arms and eyes to pot smoking...

... I mean b239-t u0t0 j032 hfokh , fq,ewo2aq0.

... Billy's Miami Vacation!