lsd

Don't sit there and tell me that Rafiki wasn't hitting the acid HARD.

"Nope, go Phish."

You're about to have a hell of a time explaining yourself to your in-laws later on. You can tell them either A) I'm tripping on LSD because of toilet paper, or B) STAY AWAY FROM THE RAINBOW DRAGON IT'S GOING TO EAT YOUR KOALA. The choice is yours.

When you open your eyes, you'll find out that you in fact didn't teleport, and instead walked seventeen miles home through that really shady part of town with your eyes closed the whole time.

Upside? I can see time. Cool!

Take a tab, take a trip.

June 12 of this year marked the 42nd anniversary of a Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Dock Ellis pitching a no-hitter... while tripping out of his mind on LSD. Other pitchers may have come and gone with more impressive careers than Dock's, but I guarantee you none of them have ever tried pitching a no-no while stuck in the 14th dimension.