cans

Let us take a moment to remember those who fall asleep without taking their shoes off....okay moment is over, now let us cover them with random inanimate objects from around the house.

So when they surgically install your new liver, will that be art too?

Either an ingenious way to beat the heat or the most annoying person to stand behind at spectator events. Probably both.

That's one way to ensure that people always buy your drink in pairs.

Canadians know that kegs and cans serve a higher purpose than simply getting you hammered.