They say sex sells, but what else starts with 'S' and ends with 'ex?' SKRILLEX! Wrap your stupid face around the new improved type of commercial, then go out and drain your bank account to buy our useless crap! Courtesy of bass that drops harder and faster than your credit score!
Oh Michael-from-The-Office, we'll miss you, even though we did nothing to commemorate your passing from the show. Now there was a missed opportunity.
~Office Lackey Jack
Evanescence? Hey There Delilah? Sure is weepy early 2000s music in here.
~OLJ
Jack Black and Kyle Gass seemed to have some technical difficulties with the weather clicker, but can you blame them? After all, they are but men...
Hey, millionaires need more money too!
In 2013, we were promised flying cars. Somewhere along the way, someone took that memo and scribbled all over it as a practical joke. Science took the graffiti seriously, and now we have flying pizza delivery drones instead. Thanks, Science.
