Advertising in Japan is done a little differently...

Boomers! Have you recently hired a whiny, entitled, passive-aggressive, constantly offended new coworker who has an odd mixture of shaky self-esteem and an inflated sense of expertise brought about by years of having information and encyclopedic knowledge at their fingertips on the internet? Then this is the training video for you!

Show them how to do what Boomers do best, like:

• Showing up on time!
  
• Staying awake at early morning meetings!
  
• Carrying out simple repetitive office tasks!
  
• Buying a house at age 23!
  
• Tanking the economy!
  
• Eliminating sociocultural safety structures for poor people!
  
• Living the dream!

Erm... excuse me... Snoop "Lion."

Warning: language.

Dollar Shave Club has the solution to your poopy problems: One Wipe Charlies! The softest, cleanest, fastest manliest way to handle your business.

If you get through all 2:49 of it without cringing, you may be superhuman...

... which I suppose would mean that you're just better than all of us, aren't you?

In 2013, we were promised flying cars. Somewhere along the way, someone took that memo and scribbled all over it as a practical joke. Science took the graffiti seriously, and now we have flying pizza delivery drones instead. Thanks, Science.