Oh Michael-from-The-Office, we'll miss you, even though we did nothing to commemorate your passing from the show. Now there was a missed opportunity.
~Office Lackey Jack
If you get through all 2:49 of it without cringing, you may be superhuman...
... which I suppose would mean that you're just better than all of us, aren't you?
In 2013, we were promised flying cars. Somewhere along the way, someone took that memo and scribbled all over it as a practical joke. Science took the graffiti seriously, and now we have flying pizza delivery drones instead. Thanks, Science.