I never thought that paper could cause an injury more painful than a papercut. Color me surprised, I guess! If it's a black and white copier though, don't bother...
No way. None. Xero.
I thought only jedis could use the fax.
I just hate to think what this smart aleck would do if he was told to burn a cd. Or rip one. Geez, why is data storage lingo so violent?
~Office Lackey Jack
I've never seen anyone happier than Miss Jones - Debbie - to use a xerox. Maybe there's some subliminal connection between the word "reproduce" and what the society of the '50s has told her is her life's purpose.
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